> Wireless keyboards usually get months of power off a single pair of batteries, and I doubt that I could really this one's life.

I can haz a verb?

Ha. Nice catch. Fixed. :)

Joe: Boy, this sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate.
A moose holding a sign: "Will do moose stuff for money"
Moose: Hey, can ya help me out? I'm trying to get a couple of bucks for something to eat.
Man: What's "Moose Stuff"?
Moose: Eh, whatever you want it to be. I could have sex with ya, or I could just stand over there and drink from the lake, and everything in between.
Man: Get in.