Got Work

[DnD]

FINALLY I HAVE THE ULTIMATE JOB! for now that is...
I'm gonna be a lab assistant working with computers and trouble shooting the equipment during the summer at my college *cheers and woots* and i'm gonna be fixing one of my class maters computer for $10 an hour i feel so special buaehaehaebuaheae
:mrgreen: :twisted:

[Brian]

Sweet. Good luck to you.

[ELiTE KiLLaH]

i need a job lol

[Kurtis]

good job bro. maybe it will lead to more stuff :)

[hikaroui]

so? i make coffee for snobby rich ppl and their snobby rich kids! ha!

[T-shirt]

FINALLY I HAVE THE ULTIMATE JOB! for now that is...
I'm gonna be a lab assistant working with computers and trouble shooting the equipment during the summer at my college *cheers and woots* and i'm gonna be fixing one of my class maters computer for $10 an hour i feel so special buaehaehaebuaheae
:mrgreen: :twisted:
Congrats, sounds like an excellent way to gain tech experience/time AND get payed! :D

[fhetw]

congrats but, "i'm gonna be fixing one of my class maters computer for $10 an hour". what the hell is wrong with computer that he needs to pay by the hour?

[DnD]

well she's doing me a favor by giving me money and she came up with the idea anyway... she has viruses (not the damaging kind the kind that puts up pop up ads) and parasites and other things that may be watching her....from what i've seen her family knows next to nothing about computers and me fixing it is better then going to a computer store which will charge her helluva lot more to do it...

[m[X]]

i wish i had a job making $25/h sitting on my ass all day looking at porn..now that would be sweet

[DnD]

I'd shoot you first :evil:

[caniswolfie]

well she's doing me a favor by giving me money and she came up with the idea anyway... she has viruses (not the damaging kind the kind that puts up pop up ads) and parasites and other things that may be watching her....from what i've seen her family knows next to nothing about computers and me fixing it is better then going to a computer store which will charge her helluva lot more to do it...

Sweet deal. Nice work if you can get it. ;) So how often do they need help with their computer? Are they going to be calling you all the time for help?

[brbubba]

]i wish i had a job making $25/h sitting on my ass all day looking at porn..now that would be sweet

Mua ha ha ha. I used to make $35/hour to go in at 10, play foosball, take a 2 hour lunch, play darts and more foosball, and then go home at 4. I guess that's why the company went out of business. :twisted:

To tell you the truth though, that was pretty boring. A step up from a job you hate, but a long way off from a dream job.

[DnD]

well she's doing me a favor by giving me money and she came up with the idea anyway... she has viruses (not the damaging kind the kind that puts up pop up ads) and parasites and other things that may be watching her....from what i've seen her family knows next to nothing about computers and me fixing it is better then going to a computer store which will charge her helluva lot more to do it...

Sweet deal. Nice work if you can get it. ;) So how often do they need help with their computer? Are they going to be calling you all the time for help?

She said i'd be her computer consultant from now on :P She has my number and everything so if she has a problem i'll be their ;D

[ELiTE KiLLaH]

is she hot?
lol
:shock: :P

[T-shirt]

DND,
I saw this on another board and thought I better warn you


There is a new virus -- code name is "work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these steps:

1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.

2. Order three drinks and after repeating this step 14 times, you'll find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.

Pass on this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

[DnD]

hmmm work=virus virus=money virus=good no she's not really hot she's late 30s early 40s and owns a dog 3 horses has two daughters and a hubby oh she has a Imac to that looks pretty cool.

[ELiTE KiLLaH]

hmmm work=virus virus=money virus=good no she's not really hot she's late 30s early 40s and owns a dog 3 horses has two daughters and a hubby oh she has a Imac to that looks pretty cool.

totally not what i expected :shock:

haha :P

[Mixam]

First off Hey EK didn't know you were around here. But by the looks of it you just joined too ;) Anyways, I was going to say this guy is crazy for charging to give a woman tech support. Then I saw the hubby and 3 kids part. If she was hot you could have worked out a differet way for her to pay you ;)

[DnD]

lol dude NO i'm not like that O_o besides she offered it not me was her idea.

[ELiTE KiLLaH]

First off Hey EK didn't know you were around here. But by the looks of it you just joined too ;) Anyways, I was going to say this guy is crazy for charging to give a woman tech support. Then I saw the hubby and 3 kids part. If she was hot you could have worked out a differet way for her to pay you ;)

lol yup
:)

(tht was the reasoning behind my asking if she was hot as well hehehe)

[bigapl]

i think thats the best place to start good luck

[MyFifthLimb]

Work is a virus indeed. I find that sex, computers, women, and sex are the best ways to avoid contact with this dreadful thing. I like to log on to the woman and get frisky with the computer....no other way around.

[Kurtis]

lol you said sex twice. thats funny because i bet you don't have sec. :lol:

[MyFifthLimb]

I don't have sec? I can do a special trick for the ladies. I can pop their cherry without penetrating. How many people do you know that can do that? None I bet.

[Kurtis]

anyone can pop a cherry silly. all you need is a fork or something, or a hammer. :wink: