Kurtis
03-06-2005, 01:10 PM
"Ever wonder why Dr. Wily was always so pissed off and angry looking? Well, it's probably because he had to spend so much time building robots to defeat Megaman with rather than being able to hand-off the work to some other peons while he enjoyed the good life on a remote tropical island somewhere. You see, back in the glory days of Nintendo Power magazine, they held a contest where all of the readers could send in their ideas for new robots. Once you see what ideas were sent in, it'll become quite clear as to why Dr. Wily kept all of his robotic production work in-house. And a quick note before we get started with the new robots: a hearty thanks go out to one of our forum frequenters, Rockets Redglare, for sending in the scans of these old Nintendo Power pages to us."
Full Story (http://i-mockery.com/minimocks/megaman-enemies/default.php)
RoG: Wait, how did a character from the game "Balloon Fight" end up as a robot enemy for Megaman? And furthermore, why is he wearing a diving suit?
Pjalne: I don't know, but that suit better be hollow, or he won't be able to stay airborne for long. Unless that's some sort of super-helium he's got in his balloons.
RoG: And just how are balloons supposed to hurt Megaman? I mean, we all saw how easily he kicked Bubbleman's ass. It's hard to imagine that balloons are much more powerful than bubbles.
Pjalne: Maybe he's got some sort of high-pitch helium voice that shatters Megaman's eardrums. If Megaman even has eardrums, and not, like, microphones. You've got to love his expression, though. It's like he's thinking "Oh man, what made me think this would be a good idea?"
Full Story (http://i-mockery.com/minimocks/megaman-enemies/default.php)
RoG: Wait, how did a character from the game "Balloon Fight" end up as a robot enemy for Megaman? And furthermore, why is he wearing a diving suit?
Pjalne: I don't know, but that suit better be hollow, or he won't be able to stay airborne for long. Unless that's some sort of super-helium he's got in his balloons.
RoG: And just how are balloons supposed to hurt Megaman? I mean, we all saw how easily he kicked Bubbleman's ass. It's hard to imagine that balloons are much more powerful than bubbles.
Pjalne: Maybe he's got some sort of high-pitch helium voice that shatters Megaman's eardrums. If Megaman even has eardrums, and not, like, microphones. You've got to love his expression, though. It's like he's thinking "Oh man, what made me think this would be a good idea?"