Brian
03-15-2005, 11:02 AM
"Several months ago, respectable Russian biologists made a hypothesis as concerning the present-day origin of yeti. Audacious researchers state that the unknown primate is a wild retard or his retarded descendants.
We know from history that retarded people often sought isolation from the society, consequently soon lost all habits typical of the society in general and turned into real "snowmen." Russian classical writer Ivan Turgenev told a story about such a creature that he came across. Locals in some place in Russia remembered a crazy woman; she escaped to the woods when got absolutely insane and got really wild but still remained incredibly strong. The writer said he met the creature while hunting in the woods in that area.
Therefore, the yeti phenomenon may be no evolution at all but a mere degradation of ordinary people into apelike creatures."
http://funreports.com/2005/03/15/58653.html
Apparently Yetis are just hairy retards running around in the woods. Makes sense to me. I'm gonna find me one! Now where’s my catchin stick?
We know from history that retarded people often sought isolation from the society, consequently soon lost all habits typical of the society in general and turned into real "snowmen." Russian classical writer Ivan Turgenev told a story about such a creature that he came across. Locals in some place in Russia remembered a crazy woman; she escaped to the woods when got absolutely insane and got really wild but still remained incredibly strong. The writer said he met the creature while hunting in the woods in that area.
Therefore, the yeti phenomenon may be no evolution at all but a mere degradation of ordinary people into apelike creatures."
http://funreports.com/2005/03/15/58653.html
Apparently Yetis are just hairy retards running around in the woods. Makes sense to me. I'm gonna find me one! Now where’s my catchin stick?