Woman hides stolen cell phone in her...

[Brian]

Hmm... the perfect place to hide a stolen phone. If only she had put it on vibrate...

Once found, the owner refused to take it back. I wonder why ;-)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/19/mobile_phone_thief/

[Kurtis]

and i thought you were joking the other day... ugh

[J2T]

"Here is your phone back"

"Thanks, but no thanks."

ewww