Brian
09-11-2008, 02:58 PM
Even The Missing Want iStuff (http://www.thetechlounge.com/news/13255/Even-The-Missing-Want-iStuff/)
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A New York City school teacher that went missing almost two weeks ago was recently spotted at the 5th Ave Apple Store. Looks like 23-year-old Hannah Upp was just as obsessed over the Let's Rock event as we were—only instead of pulling a disappearing act three days before the start of the school year, we channeled our anxiety into non-stop Apple blogging and reviewing.
Upp's friends and family have informed all major New York publications (and Facebook) of her disappearance. According to her roommates, she had left her apartment on Sunday and then never came back. When she didn't return, they entered her room and found her keys, her phone, her wallet and ID still there. Random Apple store appearance aside, she's still nowhere to be found.
Ten bucks says she goes all Patty Hurst and starts teaching at a Waldorf school that programs kids to storm onto the Redmond campus in perfectly iPhone-synced marches. They will rally against the conformists and gun down everyone who <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Apple_Inc._slogans#Apple_II">thinks that Macs aren't PCs</a>, dancing on their bloody victims in silhouette.
Or she could, I dunno, decide to get back to work or something. Summer vacation's, like, over.
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Read full story here (http://gizmodo.com/5047700/missing-nyc-teacher-shows-upp-at-apple-store)
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A New York City school teacher that went missing almost two weeks ago was recently spotted at the 5th Ave Apple Store. Looks like 23-year-old Hannah Upp was just as obsessed over the Let's Rock event as we were—only instead of pulling a disappearing act three days before the start of the school year, we channeled our anxiety into non-stop Apple blogging and reviewing.
Upp's friends and family have informed all major New York publications (and Facebook) of her disappearance. According to her roommates, she had left her apartment on Sunday and then never came back. When she didn't return, they entered her room and found her keys, her phone, her wallet and ID still there. Random Apple store appearance aside, she's still nowhere to be found.
Ten bucks says she goes all Patty Hurst and starts teaching at a Waldorf school that programs kids to storm onto the Redmond campus in perfectly iPhone-synced marches. They will rally against the conformists and gun down everyone who <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Apple_Inc._slogans#Apple_II">thinks that Macs aren't PCs</a>, dancing on their bloody victims in silhouette.
Or she could, I dunno, decide to get back to work or something. Summer vacation's, like, over.
"
Read full story here (http://gizmodo.com/5047700/missing-nyc-teacher-shows-upp-at-apple-store)