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Brian
12-29-2008, 02:26 PM
Your Christmas Was Better (http://www.thetechlounge.com/news/13428/Your-Christmas-Was-Better/)

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A young couple, Heath Blom (26) and his girlfriend, Randi Young (24) were attending Christmas festivities at their grandparent's house. Blom had asked his grandparents earlier that year for a $1000 RC Airplane (?!) which he did not receive. Instead, he became the proud owner of a Nintendo Wii. A pretty sweet gift, if I do say so myself.

"Heath Blom wanted a remote-controlled airplane for Christmas, and not the Wii," said Sgt. Kuffer Kaltenborn.

Not happy with his present, Blom proceeded to make disparaging remarks about the console. His girlfriend, unhappy with his attitude started calling him names for making his grandparents upset. Tempers flared and then things got out of control.

Someone, please, find this guy, get a group of friends, dress up as a gang of Nintendo characters, and mess this dude up. Mario demands vigilante justice.

Heath, at the door: Uh, hullo?
Mario: Youa dislika ma console? Youa dishonor Mario!
Waluigi: Waaa, get 'im, fellas!
Princess Peach: Taste the curb, bitch!

<em>image swiped from <a target="_blank" href="http://jaybronie.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!457144B963A69BB7!1216.entry">jaybronie</a></em>
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Read full story here (http://gaygamer.net/2008/12/wii_have_a_grinch_man_assaults.html)

handrail
12-29-2008, 02:26 PM
way to get me to click on gaygamer.net from work, max. usually i only read it from home...

Max Slowik
12-29-2008, 05:04 PM
Uh-oh. Better go buy some bribin' Pocky for the ol' admin.

Kurtis
12-29-2008, 09:02 PM
That Mario/Luigi photo is awesome!