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Thursday November 20, 2008
Internet | Posted by Max at 4:27 pm


Gmail fans have been building unofficial extensions to spice up their inboxes for a while, but up til now themes haven't been an integral part of Gmail. We wanted to go beyond simple color customization, so out of the 30 odd themes we're launching today, there's a shiny theme with chrome styling, another one that turns your inbox into a retro notepad, nature themes that change scenery over time, weather driven themes that can rain on your mailbox, and fun characters to keep you in good company. There's even an old school ascii theme (Terminal) which was the result of a bet between two engineers -- it's not exactly practical, but it's great for testing out your geek cred. We've also done a minor facelift to Gmail's default look to make it crisper and cleaner -- you might notice a few colors and pixels shifted around here and there.


I don't got it. Google doesn't really care about me, or my love of low-contrast dark websites. That's OK, I'll still let them profit off my searches in hope that they, I dunno, predict the raptor flu or something. I'm a little surprised by this, haven't they had working themes for their user-specific home page for a while? And don't they know that the flu and flu vaccination is part of a massive conspiracy put together by FEMA to infect us with alien-hybrid DNA to make our population supplicate to slavery under our unearthly overlords?

I mean, no, that's just science fiction... FEMA is worthless.

update: terminally gorgeous
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Wednesday November 19, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 3:05 pm


There's a good news/bad news update on the rogue ISP McColo and last week's coordinated effort to drive the malware faucet offline. The good news is, the ISP has (mostly) stayed offline, and spam levels a week later are still running significantly lower than they had been. The impact of taking McColo offline seems to have reverberated longer than what we saw from the Atrivo takedown back in September. When Atrivo shut off, spam levels fell, but rapidly climbed back to near-original levels. Post-McColo spam counts have remained lower for the last eight days, but may unfortunately be on the verge of climbing again.

That's where the bad news comes in. McColo, it turns out, had previously negotiated the rights to a backup internet connection with Swedish ISP TeliaSonera. Once its own connection to the Internet was severed, McColo bided its time until Saturday, at which point it flipped a switch, reconnected via TeliaSonera, and began frantically updating its C&C servers, aiming them at new targets within our old friend, the Russian Business Network (RBN).


That's it, I know I'm fairly fond of collecting my Folding@Home work units, but I would love, love to participate in an anti-spam distributed computing project. Instead of folding yo many proteins, you could just score killed spams. Get mad points for participating in a DDoS against these dudes' machines, and win the Internet in points if these guys get completely shut off, even for just another week.

Wait, no joke, it totally already exists! Or at least, existed. I would have freaking loved to participate in that. Someone do it again! Alzheimer's isn't going anywhere. (Here's where you make the joke to yourself that it forgot where it was going, anyway. I would never make a jest that crudely. Never.)

apparently, today is pink picture day
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Sunday November 16, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 5:52 pm


A woman in Cornwall, England, has filed papers to divorce her husband on the grounds of "unreasonable behavior" after she discovered that his character in the online role-playing game Second Life had been having an affair.

Amy Taylor, 28, whose online alter ego is named Laura Skye, said that her husband's virtual infidelity exacted a pain that cut as deep as any extramarital liaison. "It may have started online, but it existed entirely in the real world and it hurts just as much," she said. "His was the ultimate betrayal. He had been lying to me." (See the 50 best websites of 2008.)


This is truly the downfall of society. If we can't respect the values of a digital wedding before the grandest of tubes, the Internet, how can we put any faith in effable, mortal vows? There is a tragic vacuum of morality, and if it can't be filled with YouTube and Cracked.com then we are at a palpable loss.

But there may be light at the end of the fiber, as CNN reports:

Taylor is now in a new relationship with a man she met in the online roleplaying game World of Warcraft.


May all your purples go unsharded.
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Thursday October 30, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 7:46 pm


Backtalk in EA's Forums, Get Banned From Your Games?
According to a post in the Red Alert 3 forum by 'eeapoc' (Apparently, C&C Community Manager Aaron Kaufman) EA is implementing a new policy that will tie your forum login to your Master EA Account. If you get hit with the ban hammer for misbehaving in a forum, you could find that you are locked out of your purchased games as well.

Electronic Arts Lays Off Six Hundred
"EA is continuing to make progress against our business plan, but we have the constant imperative to keep our costs in line as we grow our revenues and improve our margins," Electronic Arts spokesperson Mariam Sughayer told me. "Decisions that impact people's jobs are always extremely tough but all of the people affected will be treated fairly and respectfully."


Thanks, Kotaku, for painting an even better picture of this wonderful establishment. Yeah, I'm sure. Wikipedia, prepare to lock down the EA page, if it wasn't already. Wow, there is literally more written about EA under "Criticism" than there is "History". I've already put in my cents on their latest under-wrought crappy DRM-fest.
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Monday October 13, 2008
Internet | Posted by Cameron at 6:14 pm


YouTube is getting its Hulu on. The Google-owned video site has partnered with CBS to air full-length TV shows, starting today (Oct. 10).

For now a select group of old and new shows will appear, including "MacGyver," "Star Trek" and the original "Beverly Hills 90210," the season premieres of Showtime's "Dexter" and "Californication," and current episodes of "The Young and the Restless."


CBS is finally catching up with the rest of the pack with this move. The other shows that are available are great and all, but MacGyver? Seriously? It's everyone's favorite non-violent action hero! This is God's gift to internet denizens. And a curse to business productivity.

I had totally forgotten about the internal monologue that goes on in Mac's head during the show. It makes watching so much better. The cheese factor was through the roof back then, and it holds up so well today.

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Tuesday September 30, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 11:00 pm


But there is often an untold aspect involved in setting an embargo date: Some embargoes are in place for no other reason than to give another site an exclusive on that review. Let's call bullshit on this process right now. Did that site do any extra work to get the exclusive coverage -- and I mean, real legwork or investigative work, not just putting together the best "deal" for the publisher? No. The only work involved may have been making the review sound effusive enough to justify the high score that allows the site to keep the exclusive, thanks to certain restrictions occasionally requested by a publisher's marketing department. Embargoes designed to protect the publisher from a bad score, or a competitor's deal with a publisher, fly in the face of why embargoes were originally created, to protect the public interest -- not the publisher interest.

Yes, in the past, pre-Crispy, I was in the business of negotiating for exclusive reviews. First review always means the best traffic, right? The numbers bear that out. I came to realize exclusives were not worth the risk for games with extensive multiplayer components, because they couldn't properly be tested pre-release. How do you review a multiplayer game when you can't test it in real-world conditions against people who aren't developers and on servers not belonging to the developers or publishers?


I don't feel high enough up the journalistic totem pole to really add my own commentary on this one. I can say that I've seen what's been described here, and yeah, it's true. For good or for bad, it's true.

Hopefully, this results on more scrutiny from all parties. The practical upshot for me is this: I learn reviewer's names. It helps that I have faces to go with (a few of) them, but I don't have to meet Jack Chick to know that he's always right; if he likes a game, I buy it, and if I like a game that he doesn't, I burn it with a special pyre that I made out of a bust I welded together in his likeness. Naked.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions regarding which part of that sentence naked is attached to.

the search terms "nude welding" yielded no hilarious results, but i thought that tailgate grill looked pretty sharp
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General | Posted by Max at 10:44 pm


1. We've got games your 10-year-old won't be better at. GOG.com offers you critically acclaimed games from major publishers in every genre. Don't let your kids mock the graphics; remind them that the classics never go out of style, unlike their totally wicked haircut.

2. So you're cheap. It's okay--we are, too. For less than the cost of a lunch at some lousy diner you can own some of the greatest games of all time. No matter how big the file is and how successful the game was, you'll leave the table satisfied that you got a great deal for your money. As an added bonus, our house specialities won't make you sick.

3. You buy it, you keep it. Don't let your DRMs turn into nightmares (clever, no?). You won't find any intrusive copy protection in our games; we hate draconian DRM schemes just as much as you do, so at GOG.com you don't just buy the game, you actually own it. Once you download a game, you can install it on any PC and re-download it whenever you want, as many times as you need, and you can play it without an internet connection.

4. All games are Vista and XP compatible.


The list goes on.

So while you guys are sitting in front of ads for the US Army, I'm just going to go ahead and spend the six bucks to play through Fallout. And then twelve more bucks for Fallout 2, Fallout Tactics, and then Citizen Kabuto. I already own Freespace 2, but you know, it doesn't install right for me, and while it may be a Vista thing, I'm pretty sure it's that the CDs are scratched to Hell. So yeah, this place has already cost me thirty bucks.

And while these games are definitely going into torrents everywhere, c'mon, don't be a jerk. They've fixed 'em and everything.

And you nettop and Linux people? Time for some Wine-love.
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Monday September 29, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 4:51 pm


Just in time for the run-up to Bethesda's Fallout 3, GameTap has added both of Black Isle's original Fallout RPGs to its lineup. To celebrate, the company is offering the first Fallout in its free subscription rotation.

Hailed as one of the better PC games of all time, Fallout is a post-apocalyptic romp through a ruined American West, featuring a cast of memorable characters and an uncompromising tactical combat system.


It's really, really hard for my work time having to compete with such a wonderful nugget of nuclear holocaust like this. I mean, how am I supposed to review Sapphire's Toxic HD 4870? You got a couple hundred bucks and need a video card? OK, just go buy it. I've also got an HD 4670. It's alright for $80, but there are a lot of options at that price point, while none are as power-efficient, they do outperform, is that cool? I want to get my isometric RPG on.
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Thursday September 4, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 10:31 am


Electronic Arts has announced that they're now giving away the original Command & Conquer: Red Alert as a free download in celebration of the 13th anniversary of the series (and a reminder that Red Alert 3 is totally coming out soon).

While the game is free, the actual process of playing it isn't without a little complication. You can head over to EA's official page to download both the Allies and Soviets discs (each disc contained the single-player campaign for its respective faction), but the files are actual ISO images of the CDs themselves. That means that in order to play them, you'll either need to burn the ISO images onto a blank disc, or use a Virtual CD program to load them. The game will run on Windows XP/98/Me/95, but it's not "officially" compatible with Windows Vista (although there are certainly ways around that, so don't let that stop you, Vista users.).


Workaround for Vista

Official download page

Justification for doing this at the office
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Monday August 25, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 9:21 pm


Nestle Prepared Foods Company is recalling about 215,660 pounds of frozen stuffed pepperoni pizza sandwich products, known as Hot Pockets Pepperoni Pizza, because the product might contain small pieces of hard red plastic and other foreign material, which pose a risk of serious injury to consumers.

The Mt. Sterling, Ky., company has received four consumer complaints and no reports of injuries. Spokeswoman Roz O’Hearn said the reported foreign substance — hard red plastic as well as clear flexible rubber-like material — might have splintered off from a testing device and some of it could be buried inside with sharp edges.


This isn't just going to hit Nestle, it's going to cause a depression in MMORPG markets globally. Network usage will drop significantly as gamers everywhere will be forced outside to return their "leveling fuel". Entire "sports leagues" will be shut down, temporarily, as these "cyber-athletes" seek out alternative food sources.

I jest. As children, such recalls would have never happened to us. They'd slap on prize stickers to the boxes and tell you that they were "Fantastic and unique Lego!" That, and seriously, there's like, two boxes of frozen taquitos in the freezer since that LAN party of yours, why don't you just eat those, instead? I know we don't have any salsa. You have about five pounds of sauce packets in the drawer!
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Sunday August 24, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 8:08 pm


G4 has figured out the best way to harness the energy of Will Wright. Besides getting him to make a game, of course, which Electronic Arts has already figured out. Instead, G4 has set up a camera in front of him and told him to talk about whatever he wants. They've then taken an interesting minute at a time and made short clips called "The Will Wright Minute". The great thing about these is that Will Wright's off-the-cuff observations are more than interesting enough to make up for the silly animation and the Spore and G4 promos that technically make these "The Will Wright Minute and a Half".

They're like Zero Punctuation, but with punctuation. And Will Wright. And American. And without cynicism, sneering, or sarcasm. And not about games.


I totally heard about the secret astronauts! We had 'em, too! They were Air Force, and they lived in space and operated cameras that are just now declassified enough to know that they're pretty much on par with current telescopic gear. It'd probably make the planet shittier, but I kinda wish that the Cold War had gone on longer. 'Cause it was fun for, er, some people, and there were tons of great spy movies. I'm wearing my spy hat right now, actually. It helps me fit in while the DNC's going on.

But yeah, NOVA has Astrospies online, you should totally watch it. I mean, after three minutes of Will Wright.
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Thursday August 21, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 5:49 pm


I uh. I. Man.

Seriously, not even a viral video of that caliber could get me interested in following golf. God, that crap is so boring. I mean, did he chip it off the pond? Slice it? Nobody cares!

I can guarantee this, though: people are going to be more pissed about that clip than over sticking rainbows into Diablo III.
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Monday August 18, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 9:49 pm


I am a huge fan of comic strips. The comics section is the first place I go when reading the daily newspaper. (Newspapers, how quaint!) My kids love the comics, too. They wait in (almost) silent anticipation for me to move along to the Sports Section, so that they can get their sticky little hands on the page.

We here at GeekDad are dedicated to providing examples of geeky things that geeky parents can do and share with their kids. This is not one of those times. Well, at least not with the little ones!

Webcomics began springing up like kudzu almost as soon as Al Gore finished inventing the interwebs. Some were good, some were bad, many were indecipherable. However good, bad or fugly they were though, they all had one thing in common: a complete lack of censorship. In the spirit of Bad Dad Month, I have compiled a list of 10 of my favorite geeky webcomics, most of which I will not be sharing with my children until they are well into their teenage years. Let's face it, much of geek-related humor out there tends to have more of an adult/bizarre/sophomoric streak than your typical Sunday Comics page. It can also be hi-friggin'-larious. Tired of Garfield? Tired of Garfield Minus Garfield? Check out the comics on this list and feel free to recommend your own choices in the comments section.

WARNING: All of the comics on this list include adult themes, adult language, adult situations and/or violence. Whee!


Wait, what? Ctrl-Alt-Del is on that list? That makes negative sense. (It's a theme I'm working on today.) But truthishly, the comic will give you SARS. It's a sad excuse to sell bandwidth. I would heartily recommend that you instead read Dinosaur Comics or Three Panel Soul, from the dudes who did MacHall.

Also, check out The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. And The Warehouse. I could just list these all day. You have a feed reader? You should get one.

Hang on... who reads webcomics with their kids?
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Thursday July 24, 2008
Internet | Posted by Max at 11:00 pm


EA and BioWare have officially announced a new Star War: Knights of the Old Republic game at E3 2008. A third KOTOR game has long been rumoured but this is the first confirmation that EA has given on the subject.

The mega-publisher didn't just stop there though, going so far as to confirm that the next KOTOR game will also be a massively multiplayer online RPG - making it the first Star Wars MMO since the ill-fated Galaxies.


Wow, so like, take one of the last few great single-player games and pimp it out, that's, that's nice. Superb. Now you and, like, a million of your pals can save or damn the galaxy simultaneously. That sounds grand.

Oh, and take Obsidian off the roster, you know, the guys that made the game cool, different, and not a Star Wars-themed total-conversion of Baldur's Gate. This is going to be mind-blowing--I'm so excited I can taste the vomit.

Actually, there's one possible saving grace: that this gets the Neverwinter Nights treatment; that it's actually just a single-player game with a buttload of free developer tools for anyone to use. If this doesn't happen, I'm just going to keep playing KOTOR II, most certainly once the Restoration Project wraps up.
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Wednesday July 23, 2008
Electronics | Posted by Max at 7:17 pm


Lets just say Square-Enix recognizes how much meat there is on the carcass that is Final Fantasy VII. This title has received more direct sequels, prequels, side stories and general fansterbation than any other title in the series. I won't go into the quality of these titles, but they are out there. Now there is a rumor that says the Squeenix may be bringing the title to XBL and the PSN.

This all likely started as the result of the statement hinting at a "big FFVII-related announcement" that will come at next month's DKΣ3713 event. 'Inside sources' (I love how important that makes someone sound) stated that not only will the original be available through the Playstation store as a PS1 original download there will "definitely" be a remake or spin-off announced. I don't know where the XBLA release fits into this but that's the rumor anyway.


I wouldn't mind playing through this again. I don't remember how it ended. Does Cloud kill Sephiroth or just woo her? What about Jenova? She get some Zach-dupe lovin'?

It would actually be screwed up if they don't re-build the game from the bottom up. I'm not talking typos, either, and I don't care if they continue to use the same 12-polygon models for everyone, but the thing had better be widescreen, 1080p, with re-mastered backgrounds. Actually, some extra polys wouldn't hurt.

Dollars to doughnuts, though, Barret will exude less T-derived 'sploit. I mean blaxploit.
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Monday July 21, 2008
Electronics | Posted by Max at 6:29 pm


Curious as to just how the Netflix functionality is going to work on the Xbox 360 when it's added this fall? Major Nelson just posted a video of him going through it, showing off just how it's going to work. Essentially, it looks exactly like the interface on the Roku Netflix box.

You can't search through the entire Netflix database, instead needing to add movies you want to watch to your instant queue. It's a bit annoying, but as you can add as many movies you want to the queue, not that big a deal. If you own an Xbox 360 and bought a Roku box, however, get that thing to eBay ASAP, as you won't be using it anymore come this fall.


I've been using a Roku for some time now, and my review in brief is: there are a lot of other options out there. I mean, it's pretty cool if you're alright with the idea of a home theater being a TV and a DVD player. It'll fit right in. But if you don't really think that there should be any difference between you TV and a gaming workstation, well, save the hundred bucks and use it to buy movies you won't get on Netflix this decade.

the above image the result of the search terms "a third wheel" which roku is about to be, yeah, pretty much. and it's dark knight themed! go see it already! it's almost less full of bat-love than that photo
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Sunday July 13, 2008
Internet | Posted by Kurtis at 10:57 pm
Despite having said it was done negotiating a number of times already, Microsoft appears to find Yahoo's search business too tempting to stay away for long. Yesterday, Yahoo released a statement that rejected yet another offer from Redmond, this one made jointly with Carl Icahn, who is engaged in a proxy battle for control of the company. The deal would have handed Yahoo's search division to Microsoft, leaving the remainder of the company in Icahn's hands.

C'mon Yahoo, nobody takes you seriously anyways, you may as well give all your base to the apeman.

image above the result of "icahn loves microsoft" in google image search.
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Thursday July 10, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 8:09 pm
President Bush's signature had barely dried on the FISA Amendments Act, which the Senate approved Wednesday, when the American Civil Liberties Union announced that it would mount a constitutional challenge to the new law, claiming that it violates the First and Fourth Amendments....

Lawyers have also filed a motion with the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, explained the ACLU's Melissa Goodman, making four requests for transparency. In the event of proceedings that might yield significant interpretations of the FAA, or rulings on its constitutionality, the motion ask that the FISC notify the public, that it allow ACLU to file briefs and participate in the arguments, that it require the government to file a public version of its own legal briefs, and that the Court issue a public version of any ruling. "Otherwise," said Goodman, "we will literally never now how the FISA court interprets the new law.

The idea that we could have a secret body of Constitutional Law is more Kafka than America."


It's really hard to argue against personal encryption when stuff like this happens. Yeah, it's illegal, just like these wiretaps. How much time do we have left under these people? Can someone please tell me why Obama signed off on this, too?

I sort of want a bumper sticker that tics down the time left until the next Presidential election. I mean, 'cause it would be really cool just to have something like that. Anyway, this is depressing, I'm going to go read 1up for a while...
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Tuesday July 8, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 10:53 pm


After scoring three successive independent hits (Uplink, Darwinia, and Defcon), Introversion is taking an uncharacteristic step back: revisiting its greatest critical and commercial success. Darwinia was an odd duck in many respects, but only one failed to count in its favor: it was an exclusively single player real-time strategy. Darwinia overcame what would have been a crippling weakness for any other game in the genre with the sheer force of its charm. In fact, we hardly missed the nonexistent multiplayer. Which leaves us wondering now "did it ever really need it in the first place?"

After some hands on time with two of Multiwinia's multiplayer modes, it's apparent that a great game could have been even better.


Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap Multiwinia!

Actually, I found out about this a while back, but the words tailored to the kind of glee I get from this game have been hard to string together. I'll be happy to repeat some of the ones 1up uses: "titular, spritely Darwinians."

I cannot wait to get my ass returned to me in pieces by Korean masters in Multiwinia.
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Thursday June 26, 2008
General | Posted by Max at 9:42 pm


Ah, Netflix. Killer of brick-and-mortar video stores; red-jacketed savior of people having a crappy day who come home to find that at least there's a decent flick waiting for them. These days, the rent-by-mail company offers around 100,000 tiles, sends out some 1.9 million discs per day (another 10,000 movies are available for instant download) — and passed the billion-discs-shipped mark last February.

And the outfit is quite efficient: According to the company, some 96% of customers clicking around the site receive their movies the next day. This basically means, barring some major mail-ending catastrophe in your ZIP code (in which case, hoarding nonperishable food and bottled water may be a more pressing concern than seeing Will Smith's most recent magnum opus), any disc ordered on a Monday morning will most likely appear in your mailbox by Tuesday — unless all copies are at far-away distribution hubs, which occasionally adds a day or two to the delivery date.


Yeah, if the engine's so great, why does it keep telling me I want to watch Great Expectations? Also, I don't like old movies. You'd think that would be figured out. And I honestly like Canadian TV, which, yes, features a high percentage of transvestitism, but I'd swear that 'flix was trying to force me to watch movies likethe Iron Ladies. I mean, I'm not the type to read into things, but damn.

the above image the result of the search terms "wth net flicks". twenty-four point four kay bee pee ess modem!
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