Researchers measure activity of an exercising shrimp by time, speed and oxygen level.

Please don't ask me to justify this for it's newsworthiness. It just is. I'm in public, so I'm not going to listen to the video, and really, I have no idea why there's this little dude in his aquagym, and yet, shrimp on a treadmill! So here, have some real news, but please, watch that shrimp go.

Mystery Molecule Leads To Quantum Discovery @ scientificblogging.com

In a Nature Physics journal paper currently online, the researchers describe how they have created a new, hybrid molecule in which its quantum state can be intentionally manipulated - a required step in the building of quantum computers... "This development may not bring us a quantum computer 10 years faster, but our dreams about these machines are now more realistic."

Now I think everyone will agree. A shrimp on a treadmill beats quantum computing any day.