People don't like showing up in Google Street View. Nobody wants their face to show up on Google Maps when they were just minding their own business buying home pregnancy tests, hemorrhoid cream and slim-fit condoms. Well, this new "Face Swapper" software automatically switches out features on peoples faces with features from photos in its database, creating horrifying cross-gender hybrids.

If you've been pondering what you would look like as a member of the opposite sex, the time is now. I'd probably opt for an Arnold Schwarzenegger mash-up so I could attach my "face" to his body circa 1979 at a moment's notice. I wouldn't mind checking myself out as Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt either. The possibilities are endless! No matter what you do, though, chicks with facial hair (or the opposite - which I can't seem to put into words) will be creepy and wrong.