Holiday shopping time! It's a little rough every year - agonizing over finding the perfect gifts for your loved ones, wondering if you'll be able to find that special thing in time. That's why we're here with our holiday shopping guide. Each day carries a different theme, representing different sorts of people with great gifts sure to be winners. Just find the days that best match your giftees and buy with confidence. Happy holidays!

There are game guides and then there are five guides crammed together and passed off as a guide. This is the neither.

This guide won't just help you pick a game for your beloved (you know, YT) it will pick one for you, punch you in the junk, rip your wallet through your pants, and swipe your card so hard the numbers will scrape off into little reflections of themselves. If you don't have the machine to play the games, you will after reading this, and those of you unfortunate enough to have been singled out for the PC games, this guide is going to get you a Smooth Creations machine like the one we're raffling off for Toys for Tots, and lemme tell you what, those don't cost $5 like our tickets.

i'm going to be shameless for a while, deal with it