At a recent conference, Microsoft's "I'm a PC" campaign took a strange twist when BG himself released a plague upon the crowd. Apparently Petsmart was fresh out of locust, though, so he went with mosquitoes instead. And then the dancing monkey [and the talking walnut] rushed, naked from socks-up, onto the stage chanting something about developers malaria (now he's just making up words). Silly monkey.

this post was inspired by real events