The following is a transcription of the test. We apologise for any silliness or immaturity - it was the drink what done it, honest. That and the fact someone called their drink 'Pussy'...
Rich: I’ve drunk too much already today.
Harry: Chugging Pepsi all day already? Bring it on…
Clive: We’re going to testing a range of energy drinks — jolt cola, and some other stuff. Harry’s playing with some Mana Potion.
Mark: Most of which have obscene names.
Clive: Yeah, I’m not sure how wer’re going to deal with those.
Rich: We haven’t checked what’s the lethal dose of caffeine for a human in a day is actually.
Whatever, I don't see Spike on that list. I remember my first can of spike like it was some kind of trauma. I finished half of it and walked five miles. What I don't remember is leaving the house or getting dressed. But I do remember going real fast, staring at the sun, and trying to catch birds.
I suppose that's not true. You only say try if you don't succeed.
i kept notes. "12:19 - My legs hurt, maybe. Oops, knocked off my hat. God, I itch."