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Electronics | Posted by Max at Apr. 22, 2009 - 11:02 pm


Developed by Sikalosoft, Baby Shaker features a crude drawing of a baby, and the object of the game is to stop the baby from crying by shaking the iPhone until red X's appear over the baby's eyes. The description of Baby Shaker read: "On a plane, on the bus, in a theater. Babies are everywhere you don’t want them to be! They’re always distracting you from preparing for that big presentation at work with their incessant crying. Before Baby Shaker there was nothing you could do about it."

Patrick Donohue, founder of the Sarah Jane Brain Foundation (dedicated to children suffering from Pediatric Traumatic Brain Injury) was so upset with the app, he wrote a letter to Steve Jobs and other Apple executives.

"As the father of a three-year-old who was shaken by her baby nurse when she was only five days old, breaking three ribs, both collarbones and causing a severe brain injury, words cannot describe my reaction," said Donohue. "You have no idea the number of children your actions have put at risk by your careless, thoughtless and reckless behavior!"


I cannot tell you how many prostitutes I've bludgeoned with my reinforced, giant, purple phallus since Grand Theft Auto: Vice City came out. It's like an addiction. I did it once in the game and instantly that mechanical wang became my weapon of choice. But it didn't end there, no.

You know that Colfax, here in Denver, is the longest street in the country? Yeah, it goes on and on forever, and it's entirely populated with hookers. I just started Downtown and worked my way West until the elevation made me short for breath. After about a week's recovery, I went back to the Cash Register building and started slugging my way East. The first part was definitely worth it's weight, I was strong enough to make out to about Silver.

Man, that stretch is boring, though. You find yourself waiting hours before the next car comes along, and you're just so bored you flip it off the far edge of a pothole, then it explodes, and you're right back where you started. With one violet dildo and time.
[Read Full Story at Macworld]
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