Step 1: clean off desk
Step 2: find discarded processor
Step 3: upgrade HTPC with discarded processor
Step 4: South Park
Step 5: Error: Digital Cable device registration application has stopped working...
Step 6: Windows Security Component Upgrade fails
Step 7: find C:/ProgramData/Microsoft/DRM/, delete
Step 8: Error: Digital Cable device registration application has stopped working...
Step 9: navigate to C:/ProgramData/Microsoft/Windows/DRM/, folder nonexistent
Step 10: type in C:/ProgramData/Microsoft/Windows/DRM/
Step 11: Folder is empty.
Step 12: no, it isn't, you fucks

Step 13, and this is the important part when you're deleting double-secret, yes, I already set Explorer to show hidden files and folders, folders: run as Administrator

Step 13: cmd, rmdir /s C:/ProgramData/Microsoft/Windows/DRM/

man, i've seen this episode already