GEEKY computer game fans are set to become an army of ogling pervs thanks to a giveaway of night-vision goggles with an edition of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

The high-spec, see-in-the-dark gear has led the game to be dubbed Modern Warfare 2: Peeping Tom Edition.

Hordes of joy-pad junkies are rubbing their hands in anticipation and some have already admitted they will use the
goggles for “stealth dogging” and to spy on gay cruising spots.

Personally, I can't wait to get my hands, rather, eyes behind some Modern Warfare 2 goggles. (Hands will be otherwise engaged.)

Fact of the matter is that I've always thought, wow, not only could I look at my junk, but I could look at other guys' junk, right through their clothes! This is WAY better than locking myself indoors, giving up on all social graces, to play games and watch porn simultaneously. This will be such a break, not since the PowerGlove have I had a chance of this caliber to put down my joy-pad.

this entry composed while mouth-breathing in the author's parents' basement, because he's a gamer and it's 1989