'I hate the net' - porn star Ron Jeremy

"The internet has allowed a lot of crooks, thieves and squatters to become millionaires. Normally, they wouldn't get a job washing dishes. I have a lot of problems with the internet and with identity theft. It has happened to me twice with my bank account, so I am not a big fan."

Adult Star Ron Jeremy Talks Porn at CES

Jeremy insisted that the industry only caters to the over-18 crowd. "We don't want kids to watch porn," he told the crowd. Though if they do, he added, there are far worse influences out there – like video games. "[Studies have] found that violent video games are much bigger a negative influence on kids."

Ron Jeremy has an enormous member. I mean, it's practically mythical; even Zeus as a bull would be impressed by Ron Jeremy's member.

That said, he just knocked video games and the Internet. He is one of Those People. He's right there with Jack Thompson, Andrew Lanza, Eliot Spitzer, and pretty much the entire Utah senate.

Bet those guys didn't realize they're in the same boat. 'Cept Utah. Utah LOVES its porn.